Oh my god, no, you don’t want to mess with me, man, I read a book where a student came to school and he turned out to be a dead rat in a bunch of raincoats one time you don’t know where I’ve been
Those books were…
OH MY GOD NO IT WAS 19TH FLOOR AND MISS ZARVES THAT DIDN’T EXIST BUT OH MY GOD
I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO PROVE IT WAS REAL SINCE FOURTH GRADE
*flys out of the computer to hug you*
It’s national crush day, who ever sends you a ‘♥’ has a crush on you.
phew guys calm down.
Please. Don’t all inbox at once. SH
All the above
My favourite games to play on Tumblr are
- Is that John Green
- Is it meaningful or is BBC just too cheap to buy other props
- Sherlock fandom u ok
- Can you spot the vegan
- Was that a hipster post or Doctor Who
- Is it night bloggers or just the Australians
Is it night bloggers or just the Australians
Don’t forget: was that an out take or an actual scene of supernatural.
I just want to get a cute apartment with a cute person and wear nothing but underwear and a big t-shirt or sweater and dance around, cook for each other, make our own movies and record each other while we’re playing, smiling, and laughing, and lay in bed together at night snuggled up warm together so close that we can hear each others pulse.
why do scientists think there’s intelligent life on other planets when there isn’t even any here
C a r r y o n m y w a y w a r d s o o o o o o o n
T h e r e ’ l l b e p e a c e when y o u a r e d o o n e
L a y y o u r w e a r y h e a d t o r e e e e e e s t
D o n ’ t y o u c r y n o m o r e
FINALLY AN ACCURATE ONE
This is probably one of the reasons the rest of the world thinks we are meth addicts
she isn’t a smoker, i watched a documentary about the photographer, this is her daughter and she always would take photos of her children and she thought of how out of place yet powerful the cigarette would look in her hands so she took this photo
Reblog this if you are literally suprised when people find you attractive.
what? this isn’t a nude beach this is a nerd beach who’s ready to catch some .wavs
I’m not sexually frustrated, I’m sexually FURIOUS *punches hole in wall*
*has angry sex with the hole*
I know this doesn’t go with my blog, but me and my best friend just got tattoos. We’ve both struggled with depression and self harm and this is our sign of recovery. What you see is a seratonin molecule. This is the chemical that a brain lacks when someone is depressed. Now we’re on our road to a permanent recovery. I’m proud of us. I absolutely love these
SORRY GUYS BUT THIS IS AMAZING. I DON’T REALLY CARE IF I LOSE FOLLOWERS OVER THIS ONE POST.
something i need in my life..
This has amazing meaning<3 i love it.
teenage girls are fucking mocked for liking things that are marketed towards them and for them then when theyre sick of being shit on for that and try to like things not specifically “for them” they get shit on for “pretending” and they cant win at all its a lose lose situation being a teenage girl
if this gets 100,000 notes my life will end and i will become an eel and none of you will ever hear from me again and it’s all because you enjoyed a joke i made on the internet too much i really hope you’re all happy
good luck in your new life