i don’t understand why it’s illegal to have sex with a miner they provide us with coal and electricity they deserve a little fun
Well done society.
11 years. Thanks, educational system of 1995-2006!
every single year and still am
Just was today…….. now i have a black eye……
it will never stop
the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”
so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit is not easy. tip your strippers. tip your strippers well” and then immediately kept talking about philosophy
- giving gifts stresses me out
- getting gifts stresses me out
- what a bizarre fucking holiday
- there is a tree in my house
i always laugh at those ‘imagine your icon’ things because just imagine spot trying to do anything ever it’s hilarious wow what a crazy twelve year old thug