just-slightly-winded

thelilnan:

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

Who’s ready to hear the best joke ever? Ok *clears throat*

A rich snail goes into a car shop, picks out a super fast car, and says “I want a big S painted on the right side, the left side, the front, the back, I want big S’s everywhere.” And the car painter asks “Why?” And the snail says “Because when I pass people on the road I want them to point at me and say ‘Wow! Look at that escargot!”

you had me at rich snail

Anonymous asked:

My name is Cassie ayyy

Hello friend

C - “Can’t Help Falling in Love” - Fleet Foxes
A - “A Lesson From Mr. Gray” - The Paper Kites
S - “Speeding Cars” - Imogen Heap
S - “Santa Fe” - Newsies
I - “I Will Follow You Into the Dark” - Death Cab For Cutie
E - “Everything Else” - Next to Normal

moriartart asked:

alexia (my name for that song thingy)

This is off topic but your icon is rad

Some of these are showtunes but idk what else you’d expect from me so

A - “All Hail the Brain/Terminal Illness” - 13 the Musical
L - “Light” - Next to Normal
E - “Emmylou” - First Aid Kit
X - “XO” - Beyoncé (X was a really hard letter!)
I - “I Will Remain” - Matthew and the Atlas
A - “A Maker of my Time” - The Paper Kites